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Britt221099
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hey, i do funny quotes. ENJOY. XOXO
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Birthday:
October 22
user id:
322224
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so yeah this is me. im not rich, posh or really special person. im just a human being. i make quotes to make people smile.
SMILE BEAUTIFUL.
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Quotes by Britt221099
i don't mean to turn you on, but im naked under these clothes ;)
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Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' in the store and it wont stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.
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so i was in science today and i learnt before your born, all boys are girls, HELL TO THE YEAH.
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my little brother: THERES A BUG IN MY ROOM GET IT OUTTT
me: okaay chill where is this little mofoo.
my little brother: hereee its is, get it away!!
me: aww look its so small and defens- OMGGG IT FLIES RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
just me? ;)
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Me: every shhhhhhhhhhh
Me: (answers phone) hey mum..wha-
Everyone: PASS ME THE VODKA HEY HAVE YOU GOT A EXTRA CIG HEY WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR LIGHTER?
-.-
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surveys
The 3 hardest things to do in the world.
#. count your hair,
#. wash your eyes with soap,
#. breathe when your tounge is out.
Now p
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put your tounge back inside your mouth.
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im still waiting for the day where i use
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n real life.
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"H3y w@t$ wr0ng?"
obviously your education.
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i was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
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