Dee1128
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i hope there comes a day
when;
cancer is just a zodiac sign.
♥
When words
fail,
music
speaks.
W e
l i v e in
a
w o r l d bui l t o n p r o m i ses,
» constructed by liars.
♥
During a test;
people look up for inspiration,
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.
people look up for inspiration,
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.
Hand Sanitizer
helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had
Broccoli: "I look like a tree!"
Walnut: "I look like a brain, I'm so smart!"
Mushroom: " I look like an umbrella!"
Banana: "can we please change the subject?"
Walnut: "I look like a brain, I'm so smart!"
Mushroom: " I look like an umbrella!"
Banana: "can we please change the subject?"
funny questions:
- why is it called a "drive through" if yu have to stop?
- why is an alarm clock going "off" whn it actually turns on?
- how come yu press harder on the remote whn yu know the batteries are dead?
- why do banks leave the door wide open, but the pens chained to the counter?
- where in the nusery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg?
- why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- whn cheese gets its picture taken, wht does it say?
- why do we say "heads up", whn we actually duck?
- why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- why is it called a "drive through" if yu have to stop?
- why is an alarm clock going "off" whn it actually turns on?
- how come yu press harder on the remote whn yu know the batteries are dead?
- why do banks leave the door wide open, but the pens chained to the counter?
- where in the nusery rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg?
- why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- whn cheese gets its picture taken, wht does it say?
- why do we say "heads up", whn we actually duck?
- why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"You are what you eat.."
Y
That's strange I don't think I've eaten
any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq
