ImJustThatAwesome

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About Mwah

Hola guys,  you found our way to my witty : O So.... some randomness about me....

My name is Lexie
Im a sophnore O.o
I speak fluent  Sarcasm...lol
I like   LOVE to joke around and am very easy to get along with :-)
I LOVE dance, its my life!
I also love swim team.
I love my friends! xoxo


You are all beautiful and don't let anyone tell you different !
If you ever need anything, just comment on my profile! ; -)

 

Quotes by ImJustThatAwesome

What do you get when you put a Landshark
with a 
landshark? Jesus.
           -Jenna Marbles♥

 





It's a proven fact.... 


That 5/3 of people



Suck at fractions


 


 





Wow, If I had a nickel
for every time I was doomed by a puppet,I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice, right?

if you know where this is from :D 

 




saa homelesguy

with a sign that said... 

"why lie, i need  beer"




We were making haikus in English today, and my friend was arguing with the teacher that "fire" was two syllables. Our teacher pulled out a dictionary and showed her that fire is only one. She responded: 
"Oh, what does the dictionary know?!"
Love her...
 
format credit to whoever 

waprouoDaddy,
going to fight for the war.
My sister saw how sad Mommy was,
But I didn't think of it that way.
Even if he didn't say,
I saw the pain in Daddy's Eyes.

The day Daddy left for Iraq was sad.
He told Mommy he loved her,
and kissed the bump in her tummy.
He promised my sister he would come home.
Even if he didn't say,
I saw the tears in Daddy's eyes.

We talked to him on Skype,
so he could see us grow.
He congratulated me on my cursive test,
and my sister on her dance recital.
Even if he didn't say, 
I saw the exhaustion in Daddy's eyes

Then one truly unbearable day,
We got Daddy home in a box made of oak.
The procession and funeral were quiet,
except for my sister screaming "You promised!"
Even if he didn't say, 
I saw the emptiness in Daddy's eyes.

The baby in Mommy was growing, 
but still daddy was gone.
one day, I got a little brother, 
but the joy was muted without Daddy.
Even if he couldn't say,
I felt the longing in Daddy's eyes.

I held my new brother,
and stroked his tiny hand.
He stirred in his sleep,
gently opening his eyes.
Even though he wasn't there,
SaDaddy'Eyes

 

Then he dropped me off and we kissed!!
I'm glad it went well.. I'm off to bethlehem now, good night!  

Bed I mean! Stupid auto correct!
 
Good night, Jesus!

 

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Marge Simpson-"Epa" what could that mean?
Comic Book Guy- I believe that that is the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro dropped him in a vat of acid. "Eee-pa!!  
 
Marge Simpson- Yeah... well thanks for comming over.
Comic Book Guy- Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.

Gotta love The Simpsons!

Supposedly, teenagers
love Twilight and Harry
Potter because they can
"relate" 

Yeah, I remember when me and my vampire boyfriend went to a school of magic and we got 
accused of opening a creepy chamber, and then a dude without a nose tried to kill me to get revenge on my half vampire baby...

GOOD TIMES