Me and my best friend were
talking about our weddings
She told me she was going to marry her crush and I could be a
bridesmaid. Then she told me she was only coming to my wedding if
I have a chocolate fountain with marshmallows.
But then she says, "But even if there is no chocolate
fountain, I'll be the madwoman carrying one into the church
and having my own wedding ceremony with my cats."
This, ladies and gentleman, is why she is my best