KobytheGuyDirectioner
Status:
shaggy hair is shaggy
Joined: August 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 325948
Location: in the tree outside your house
Gender: M
Joined: August 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 325948
Location: in the tree outside your house
Gender: M
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Koby(:
Da name's Koby.
DONT FEAR THE KOBSTER
THE KOBSTER IS AMAZING
I think
anyway if you're here to hate let me tell you I
actually dont give a f,cking damn so thanks for
calling me gay or like or something but
I actually have a life ok
I had somebody who used to call me k-boy
but I dont know what happened to her
celeste is a weirdoooo
the pimp is my fave :)
Da name's Koby.
DONT FEAR THE KOBSTER
THE KOBSTER IS AMAZING
I think
anyway if you're here to hate let me tell you I
actually dont give a f,cking damn so thanks for
calling me gay or like or something but
I actually have a life ok
I had somebody who used to call me k-boy
but I dont know what happened to her
celeste is a weirdoooo
the pimp is my fave :)
Quotes by KobytheGuyDirectioner
actually me when I go
to school:
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end
those
girls who break up with her boyfriend and have this dramatic crying
session and then the next day you see her with somebody else.
um. kay.
um. kay.
home alone:
me: lets see whats on tv
me: borringgg... *flicks through channels*
me: .........
me: okay Im going to actually go outside and meet up with some friends
me: wait what am I saying I have friends pfffftt
me: that was actually pretty smart and kinda funny
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: *sees cat going out of the cat flap* OMG CARAMEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE LIKE ME REMEMBER WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME
me: oh who am I kidding the cat probably has a better social life than I do
me: I'm hungry
me: *opens cupboard* THERES NOTHING TO EEEAAAATTT
me: ooooh chocolate chip cookies
me: *slumps on couch and munches on cookies* teehee I feel like Niall
me: HEY
me: I HAVE AN IDEA
me: SINCE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
me: I'LL GO AND MAKE SOME
me: YEAH? YEAH? YEAH?
couch:
tv:
laptop:
fridge:
washing machine:
liam's flashing toothbrush:
nemo:
obama:
harry styles:
carly rae jepsen:
aliens:
unicorns:
rainbow llama cookies:
me: nevermind.
me: lets see whats on tv
me: borringgg... *flicks through channels*
me: .........
me: okay Im going to actually go outside and meet up with some friends
me: wait what am I saying I have friends pfffftt
me: that was actually pretty smart and kinda funny
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: *sees cat going out of the cat flap* OMG CARAMEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE LIKE ME REMEMBER WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN ME
me: oh who am I kidding the cat probably has a better social life than I do
me: I'm hungry
me: *opens cupboard* THERES NOTHING TO EEEAAAATTT
me: ooooh chocolate chip cookies
me: *slumps on couch and munches on cookies* teehee I feel like Niall
me: HEY
me: I HAVE AN IDEA
me: SINCE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
me: I'LL GO AND MAKE SOME
me: YEAH? YEAH? YEAH?
couch:
tv:
laptop:
fridge:
washing machine:
liam's flashing toothbrush:
nemo:
obama:
harry styles:
carly rae jepsen:
aliens:
unicorns:
rainbow llama cookies:
me: nevermind.
I have started a band called 'Free
Beer' because people will see a sign that
says:
Free Beer Tomorrow @
8pm!
everyone will be
there.
not
mine, thought it was funny ^-^
just stop for a moment, and think about all the
ones who lost their lives on
9/11
to-do-list:
1. buy a turtle
2. name it 'the speed of light'
3. say truthfully, 'I can run faster than the speed of light'
facebook (:
1. buy a turtle
2. name it 'the speed of light'
3. say truthfully, 'I can run faster than the speed of light'
facebook (:
(quote idea by Emily Styles, haha)
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Police: How high are you?
Me: No sir, its 'hi, how are you?'
I Hate It When:
A waiter asks
"are you done with that?"
When I have an empty plate
Its like "oh nah, I want to eat my plate aswell..."
notmine (:
When someone says One Direction,
people automatically turn around to see how I react.
anybody else? nmq (: