I want to bitch slap you
Chicks before dicks.
Bros before Hoes.
Yeaaaaah.
When I was younger I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind
He broke his own heart and I watched
As he tried to reassemble it
I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
She got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl
About me
You turn me on :L
Hello thur. My name is Lauren,, imaa 15 years young and i blow out the candles on February 5th. If you annoy me i will shove a tube of pringles up your arse. So don't. I'm taken, by Jonny <3 hehe. iloveyouu :'] I am the furthest away from 'average' as it gets.
1. I think your sexaaaay.
2. Even sexier than my straightners.
3. My heart belongs in the mosh pit.
4.If you took away my eyeliner I would get my pet spatula to rape you.
5. I hate everything associated with Justin Bieber. Ergh, scumbag.
6. I love how you are still reading this.
7. Your dead to me if you don't like Taaj from Come Fly With Me :")
8. Your eyes are pretty.
9. I love my sister <3
10. Stop looking at this, it's kinda creepy, stalker /:
Anyway, I would love to stay in chat but honestly I would rather go and sit by my charger and wait for my phone to charge.
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calm down, don't be
scared.
Of the moth, It's
onlya
trampy
butterfly.
Dear Twilight
fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and
have no blood pumping through them, they can never
get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic