Ozzy_

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Joined: August 28, 2009
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 87759
I've quit Witty ; I just got
bored, no apparent reason. I'd
like to say thanks to all my
followers and friends(: So, this
is goodbye. If you really
wanna talk, IM me ;
OzzbournexWP. Peace out <3

Ozzy_'s Favorite Quotes




Haha, Remember When We Used To Say,

"Do you like him? Like, likelike him? "




I am the girl. You are the boy.
 I  f    y  o  u    d  o  n  '  t    t  e  x  t    m  e    f  i  r  s  t,
we're not talking today.
(:



--yess it's a facebook group,
but it's also on xanga (:
WhatifLil'WaynewasinTwlight?
Bella-You dont eat.
Lil ' Wayne- Well,yeah. My pants are down to my knees!
Bella-I know what you are.
Lil ' Wayne-Say it.
Bella-Bedrocker.
Lil ' Wayne-Are you scared?
Bella-No,you can transform me.
Uhmm, hello ?
I bought a bag of chips.
I didn't just pay $1.99 for half a bag of air.
bieber brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like:
"can you even get hard?"

This quote does not exist.
"My favorite fruit is grapes.
Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a
crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit, But if you have a
c r a p p y  g r a p e ,  n o  p r o b l e m - -
j u s t  m o v e  o n  t o  t h e  n e x t .

  'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'"
- D e m e t r i  M a r t i n  : ]
"So, I bought a new CD
and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like
:    government  tape.  It  says  'open here'...is  that  sarcasm?    : 
x          And buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors..          x
You   need   scissors   to   get   into   scissors ... what   if   you   were   buying   them   for   the   first   time?
Y o u  w o u l d n ' t  b e  a b l e  t o  g e t  t h e m  o p e n !
Then you try and buy a lightbulb and it's this thin , thin , cardboard ..... what are they thinking?
'Ohh, they'll be fine...'"
- E l l e n  D e G e n e r e s                                                                         :]
Make your life an exclamation,
[ ! ]                                 //////////                                                                                                                not an explanation.