PurplePandas1

True story;

Me: *Turns on i-pod and starts jumping on bed* 'So... what do you want to do...? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, COME ON UP, IT'S FUUUUUUUUUUUN!'
Friend: *Raises eyebrows* 'I don't know... maybe... do our homework together?'
Me: *Laughs hysterically and falls off bed* 'Ouch... HAHA. Are you serious?!'
Friend: 'Yes.' *Walks out of room*
Me: O.o... 'OOOOOH MY FAVOURITE SONG!' *Jumps back on bed*

 

Am I the only person...

Who finds it really awkward when comedians laugh at their own jokes?

Waking up ten minutes before you have to go on a school day,
But waking up at 5:00 on a Sunday morning in the Summer Holidays...

Arriving at the shops,
And realizing you've forgotten your purse.