Me: *texting Austin*
Austin: You're so stupid.
Me: Well, you know what Forest Gump says. "Stupid is as stupid
dies."
Austin: Um...I'm not even going to ask..
Me: *laughs* I meant Stupid is as stupid does not dies.
Austin: I hope I'm not stupid... I'm too young to die.
Me: *laughs* Shut up.
*5 minutes later*
Austin: Can I ax you a question?
Me: I rather not die..
Austin: Oh I meant ask..
Me: Sure you did..
Austin: I did I promise!
Me: No, it was just pay back for saying you're going to
die..
Austin: No it wasn't! .....Wait did you just call me
stupid.
Me: *laughs* If that's what you want to think then
that's quite accurate.
Austin: ....