Shlaw

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Joined: February 8, 2012
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a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines card: $2
still having $24 because you're single:  priceless.


Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL, PARTY, DATE HOT PEOPLE, BE POPULAR AND COOL.
Teenage me: *Hisses at sunlight*

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

The awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact to the same person like five times.
 

Drake and Josh Quote #33
Josh's Dad: Think fast! (throws basketball to Drake but accidentally hits lamp)
Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.

follow me, I follow back :) fave for more quotes! nmq


&Who else...    
remembers Carl from Jimmy Neutron, and his obsession with llamas?

nmf/nmq

Admit it.
We have all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once.

"Be strong,"
I whisper to my wifi signal.

Saying "if you know what I mean"
makes everything 69x more sexual.


I'm in love
with cities
I've never
been to and
people I've
never met.


 
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