THEobesellama

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Joined: January 8, 2011
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c
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       a                   loud!
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               y.  unpredictable. caring. REAL.

funny. creative.  individual. open-minded. optimistic (most of the time). dancer. artist. complicated. lover not a fighter. ♥  
 

Quotes by THEobesellama

Dear Parents,
 
Oh, It's just this guy who offered me candy to find his lost puppy. He'll be picking me up around 6 in his white van.
Sincerely,
stop asking me who I'm texting
  
 
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That awkward moment when you beat Eminem in a rap battle

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I don't understand why Cupid
 
was chosen to represent
 
Valentine's Day. When I think
about romance, the last thing
on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon  
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Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
When the worst thing that you could get
from boys were cooties?
Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth
& mom was your hero?
Your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about
who ran the fastest?
War was only a card game?
The only d­rug you knew was
cough medicine?
Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slu­t?
The only thing that hurt were skinned knees?



& we couldn't wait to grow up. ?♥ ♥
 

 

 

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story
 

Who else gets paranoid walking down the hallway at night to use the bathroom?

 
  
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Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of          f
               a
                 l
                   ling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing.They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...
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inspirational

Late at night, when all the world
is sleeping, I stay up and think of you- and
I wish on a star that somewhere,
you are thinking of me, too.❤ 
 

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love

Walking past a person
and thinking
"damn, you smell good" ♥_♥
[I hope I'm not alone]

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funny

Saying beer can in a British accent really
does sound like you're saying bacon
in a Jamaican one. O.o
 
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I liked that song...

until Kidz Bop sang it
 

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