Wittyguy78

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Joined: October 15, 2012
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R.I.P DEMI'S DAD, DEMI YOUR DAD IS IN HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN ON YOU EVERYDAY

 
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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I love you
"How do you know it's true love?"
Because I feel the same way, even when you're being an idiot.
 
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Me: Why get a job when you can just get hit by cars and sue the drivers?
Friend: But then you could get injured and possibly die. I don't think that's a good idea.
Me: Get rich or die trying. Don't you know the f.ucking motto?
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but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
     look  at  each  other


   talk  to  each  other


   touch  each  other


    love  each  other

like that.

 

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And when people try to minimize  your pain, they are doing you a disservice. And when you try to minimize your pain, youre doing yourself a disservice. Dont do that. The truth is, it hurts because its real. It hurts because it mattered. And thats an important thing to acknowledge to yourself. And that doesnt mean it wont end, that it wont get better. Because it it will, -John Green.

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a baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
unless it's 3am and you're home alone and you don't have a baby
 

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               Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
               Me: Okay I got this
               Teacher: *calls your name*
               Me: Here
               Me: nailed it



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when you're signing really loud while
nobody's around and you're doing pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit the wrong note way off key and you just embarrass yourself is literally the worst because you're not even around anyone. you're just a disgrace to your own ears.



 
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Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching. 

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