Xxlovexx987

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when you're home alone and 
someone knocks on your door;;

10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder


fave if you're  that 1% (;
 

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Teacher: This is not something
that you can finish the night before.
Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.


neverlandfugitive™












 

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*parents are sleeping*
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep

*I'm sleeping* 
parents:  ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

 
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   If students secretly think teachers are hot

I wonder,

       if teachers secertly think students are hot?
                             
♥
 


 

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That awkward moment
          When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.


 
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.
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mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends:  you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog



^this made me laugh so much
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i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:

"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"

[♥]


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First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.

Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.
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