_April_

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Joined: December 28, 2011
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user id: 256331
 

Hey everybody :D


Things you need to know:


My name is April.
I'm 15.
I live in USA.
In South Carolina.
In the city called Columbia :'33
I'm a One Directioner.
Puppies. Are. Cute ^^
BaadMeetsEviil - Kendall - Check that gurlll our ;)




This isss meee ;D

DON'T GO YET...

Is this fun reading this?
You: Yes




Word you'll see me use but might not understand:

WTF - Where's the food
TBH - To be honest/ Tea Bag House
1D - One Direction
Y4R - Your For Real
K - No I'm not angry. I like Kinder.
IDWTTYBIHTCICTYI - I don't want to talk to you but I have to cos I can't tell you it.
BRB - In my world, it's kina might be I brb but I'm not comming back. But with great AMAZING people it means be right back ^^


BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA!

You see I'm a morning person on the weekends, but not a morning person on school days ._.

Your still reading? Yes kaay.

I love Witty and I don't want it to be put down. I hope it doesn't.



 
 My 'little cute little cow' loves Witty too. Please save Witty. For 'cute little cow' ? *Puppy Face*


Look at these sexy beasts. This is One Direction. They're so hot it should be illegal. *FAINTS*




DANCE



If you read this tell me. I will follow yah ^_^   
Bye.








 

































Quotes by _April_

Sooo wired.
I can't belive this...
Me and my friend were in Mc Donalds today with friend.

We saw 4 girls there who looked like they were 9 or 10.  
With make-up that looked like they were going to the Prom. With glitter, bright eye shadow and red lipstick.
She looked like a Barbie doll. I don't even wear that much make up and I'm 15.
I looked at them for like 3 seconds.
Wasn't long until they turned around
and gave me a dirty look. 

My friend told me not to look at that girl who looked like the "Leader" of the group and ignore her.
Soon, as I guess I'm the harsh type, I went up to them and told them to stop looking at us and get on with the cheeseburger she was eating xD
She obviesly started acting like all the plastics do and got in an argue. 
I said to her- 
"Are you's in an hurry to grow up? You's look like little barbies dolls but a bit more pampered. How old are you, 6? You shouldn't be here on your own, and seriously when I was your age I didin't care about that make-up -.-'"


She looked at me like "O.O" and said :

"Well, we don't even care. Just cos we look prettier than you's don't be jelous."


Soon we got kicked out of Mc Donalds for screaming at each other xD
But uff, some people these days are acting really terrible. 

True Story?
Yeah.
There's more
but I don't wanna
write so many
stuff here.
.__.




Not getting enough faves on a quote because
your not popular on Witty. 
 




Shortest horror story ever:

Parents: We found your witty.

 
nmq/nmf

♥ Parents go out 

Expectation;
PAARRTTYY!
Reality;
Peeing with the door open.

 

kinda my quote but I got it from Tumblr. Nmf.


 

Facebook.
Where you marry your best friend because you can't get a boyfriend.
;)








ThaOnPen That

Makes you write 10 times neater then the others.
 





remembersummermemoriesforever
format and quote :')


IT WAS BIG, HAIRY, & PINK!!
IT WAS AN


ALASKAN BULL WORM!

ooh spongebob and their hidden dirty jokes ;)

Mum :  Go  do  your  homework. 
M e :" What ?!  N o .
Mum :  Do  your   homework  or   stare  at  the  ce i l in g.

I 'd   rather  stare  at   the   ce i l i n g  .