alexaamariee16

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Quotes by alexaamariee16




dear ridiculous people that

decide to wear



F   o   o   t  i   e          p  j  ' s  


on

pajama day,



I hope your zipper gets stuck & you really have to pee.

 

Format by Sandrasaurus

*if you're looking for perfection then go buy yourself a barbie doll~ ♥
nmf


because waiting for you is like waiting for 


rain  in this drought;





useless
                   


&&


disappointing 
            
 


Dear Guys,


You can't blame us for our expectations.

We got it all from

N  i   c   h o  l  a   s       S  p   a r   k  s     

*Mean Girls; the most quotable movie ever~

It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. 

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh..."Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
It's Cady.
Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am... Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. 

I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

She sits next to me in English. Last week, she asked me how to spell "orange".

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.









 Correction*



i don't like you;




 

I liked who you used to be; 


two different people.





 

*notmyformat.
how to avoid people you don't like..


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 Happy


Easter!

 

Sometimes people tell you things that they think will help you hurt less; but behind every...

"It's his loss"

or

"You can do better"

there's always still a little pain...