aneesalachowski

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little old ladies in wheelchairs with
blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.



 
1044 7 yourcool yourcool
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**When Steve and his wife find out the gender of their baby...**

Doctor: Congratulations! its a girl!
Steve: *Facepalm* No no no no...This cannot be happening. DON'T YOU REALISE WHATS HAPPENING?!?! OUR LIVES WILL BECOME LIVING HELL!!
Steve's wife: What are you talking about..?
Steve: ....HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE GIRLS ON MY WEBSITE..? YOU DON'T REALISE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! SHE'LL GROW INTO A TEENAGER AND SHE WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH A BOYBAND, AND CRY ABOUT BEING FOREVER ALONE, AND...THE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!
Steve: CRAZY I TELL YOU!!






MY QUOTE.

 

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~~in the future~~

steve's wife: i think we should have kids
steve: no
steve's wife: why-
steve: what if its a girl
              then it would grow into a teenage girl
steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
              the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
              TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE



 
962 10 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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That moment when
you see something
you didn’t want to see
and your heart drops.
 

966 4 ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
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               There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .


Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
His funeral will be held on Friday.
By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥

nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com
1029 19 Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
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It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
"Blast From The Past"
week special where they show the old shows for a week long.

It would be the best week of my life.  
1011 8 SarahMayour SarahMayour
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That  kid in class who

 who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.

.. thank you.
 

1218 22 Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
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1160 15 ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
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Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.

"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.

like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:

\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and  you can  see  in  my  face that i hate it, i'm like

~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and  i'm just  like,

".....you win."
 

 
1196 13 BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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