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Well, I'm never good at these things. Poo. Erm, My name is Ria. It's an awkward name, but victoria is too long to type, vicky.. is icky. Haha. and Tori is overused, so yeah. I'm reaaally shy. Like soo shy. So If I'm at school i'll probably talk to you if my friends shove me to you. Idk how i even managed to get best friends. I'm Nigerian, but moved to america a while ago. My favorite color is blue, and I'm veeery socially awkward. I wish I had a Brit accent. If I've lied to you before might as well get over it. society can't tell JOK[E]ingfrom LY[IE]ing anymore. I love to Roleplay(: I like to write, read, and sing. I'm 14 16 soon turning 17 and I'm going to 12th grade. so, I'm kind of smart for my age and.. I feel boring): I really love this guy. He LIKES me back but.. theres no "PUSH" that brings us together. We really need one. I'm a christian. I like multiple genres of music ie: Rock, some country, not much rap, Techno, etc..I tend to be reaaaly sarcastic when I'm irritated. I kinda suck at quotes, I just come on witty to read them. I have a stardoll, so you can add me: realbabyphatpg. And I'm sure If your looking at my profile in the night, It's veerrrry bright. hehe(: It's all white. Because I'm pure(: Meaning i havent lost my innocence like kids my age.
If your still reading this far, congrats. You have witnessed my life in about 2 minutes. ♥ Favrite songs:
~Beautiful--Mercy Me| ~Polyamorous--Breaking Benjamin| ~Ignorance--Paramore| ~You are more--Tenth Avenue North| ~Tragedy--Christina Perri| ~Animals--Neon trees| ~Sing--My Chemical Romance| etc.. Ergh. :/ Well thats it. Toodle Pip.
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I just posted an intro to my fourth story on here called Discovering Destiny, and I'm trying to get people to check it out. So feel free to check it out, or don't, but if you do let me know what you think! Thank you, and sorry for spamming! (:
In case you haven't noticed, I'M BAAAACK!
And with a new story(:
CRAYCRAY, I KNOW.
But I started writing again about a month ago and it felt weird not to be posting it and I really really missed you guys.
Now, I understand if you've moved on with your life and grew up and have decided I'm not worth your time, I'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
Buuuuuut, if by some odd chance, you still have a minute for lil old me, I would so appreciate it you were all like, 'HEY. I'LL READ YOUR STORY FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE."
Either way, I love you all forever.
Aighty, I'll leave you alone now.
But yahh, give me your opinion pwease(:
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I bet you guys are getting flustered from Marios amazing pick up line skills or whatever you'd call them.
That or you're like, 'D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur.An O-L-D man, you're just an old man. Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan. Old man, why are you staring at me Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy. You should be prowling around the old folks home. Come on dude, leave us alone.
Yeepp... uh, so there isn't a new chapter or maybe there is ;) I'm not telling mwahhhhaaahhhhaaa
Byyee (:
** If you want a reminder you have to keep commenting, sorry, it's just easier for me :)
I feel like I haven't uploaded in a while!
So, yes, a new chapter is up and i hope you enjoy it. If you've got an questions feel free to ask c:
&& so I saw this quote today and it was saying how awesome it would be if there was a reality show with 10 One Direction fans and 10 Justin Bieber fans in the same house. How cool would that be? The amount of friggin drama...
Fathers day was yesterday in Australia so Happy Fathers Day for all the daddys!
^^ I feel kind of awkward putting that there because I know there are no fathers ready this but anyways..
You're beautiful, never let anybody tell you different.
Just thought I'd tell you (:
& I thought I'd tell you a new chapter's up! c;
It is approximately 1:45 IN DA A.M. here and it is storminggg!
Crazy.
I personally love thunder but I hate lightning.
So right now, I'm listening to the rain with my window open and I'm watching my waaaay favorite T.V. series, Hollywood Heights. Please tell me somebody else watches that show.
It's my guitly pleasure.
Anywho, Chapter Fifteen is up, gawgeous, and this is one of the last chapters. Uhm, I love hearing your guys' thoughts of each chapter, aka, comments. I love comments.
That was my very unsubtle attempt at hinting at y'all to comment, hahahaa(:
Errrmmm... well, I really hope you guys like this chapter, it's the first one of the story that I actually like.
Uhm, I still hate boys. Buuuuut, I think I like one, guys(: I'm diggin on him(; Hahahahahaha, and he told me he likes me tooooo(: BUT, I don't want to get my hopes up, you know? I don't want to care too much just in case things don't work out.
But I know I'll always have you guys(:
I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS.
...Unless you don't like me.
In that case, uh..
..This is awkward..
Can we all take a minute please to HATE ME because I've been slacking so majorly?
Yes?
Good.
Holy nuts, I'm so sorry guys! I've had a rough couple of days, I guess! I'm getting my life together, WHICH IS GOOD, but unfortunately, notifying you guys had to be compromised ):
BUT I'M BACK NOW(:
Soooo here's you're notification(:
And I guess this is for Chapters Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, and Fourteen! So if you haven't been checking up on me, I guess you have you're work cut out today(;
Holy cheesebuckets, I love you guys(:
I would like to consider you all my friends.
AM I YOUR FRIEND?
No?
...Understandable.
<3
I cannot believe that I'm saying this but the LAST chapter of I'll mouth, ''I love you.'' is up!
You'll probably hate me for it but I wanted to end this story with a BAAAMM.
For some of you, those who are not going to be reading the sequel, this will be your last reminder! o:
The sequel will be called, 'Silence Is Golden, Speaking Is Priceless.'
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
Thanks for the amazing support, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you! :)
Make sure you comment what you think, it'd make my day!
So, I went to Madame Tussauds today, it's amazing! What are you up to? :D
I uploaded two new chapters, they aren't the best in my opinion but oh well.
I feel like I haven't uploaded in a million but it's only been like three days...
So, I am here to proudly announce that... *drum roll* THERE'S A NEW CHAPTER UP!
I hope you like it!
S t a y b e a u t i f u l <3
What be goin down in the hizzhouse?
Foshizzle my nizzle!
Swag, B.A.
WORD.
Ohhhmygosh, that reminds me of a very important song.
"HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD!"
If you know where that's from, you get a cookie(;
Back to the reason why I'm herrrrre.
CHAPTER TEN IS UP.
Oh, and I looked for a missing cat today.
It was an unsuccessful mission.
We had to abort it because it was storming.
I was very wet and cold.
All right. That is all.
And just wondering, do boys confuse anyone else?
No?
Guess I'm all alone in dumbo-world<3
Oooooh, that reminds me of that beyonce song.
"BABY SOMETHING SOMETHING, I'M SURROUNDED BY YOUR EMBRACE! BABY I CAN FEEL YOUR HALO, YOU KNOW YOUR MY SOMETHING GRACE!"
I should really be a singer.
Or write songs.
I think I have potential.
ANYWHO.
Hi. What's your name? Do you like pizza? You wanna party? What's your address?
....Stalker alert.
STRANGER DANGER, as my dear pa would say.
HAHA, I'm talking to so many strangers now.
He would not be proud.
Okay, I'm getting off topic.
I do that a lot, if you haven't noticed.
I think I may have ADD.
And OCD.
And GIC.
..That stands for Gosh, I'm Cool.
YES THAT'S A REAL DISEASE.
ANYWHO AGAIN.
Chapter Nine is indeed up.
For some reason, you all convinced me to keep going.
God, I'm such a pushover.
But yes.
Weee.
No, probably not.
ANYWAYS.
Chapter Eight's up, lovey doveys(:
You guys want me to continue?
I'm not sure, I'm not feeling this story.
I need y'alls opinions<3
AND I LOVE YOU. Yay(:
You would?
Ohhh good.
I want you to be there.
..Who am I marrying?
Well, my loves, I've just decided to marry Pandora.
I hope that's all right with society.
I'M MARRYING AN INTERNET RADIO.
DEAL WID IT.
Okay, so anyways, before you come to my wedding, I would like to inform you that Chapter Seven has decided to reveal itself to the world of Witty and I would like to apologize for the suckiness of this chapter.
Yup, okiedokie, loves<3