baiiilz21

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Joined: December 15, 2008
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I
'm bailey!

Quotes by baiiilz21

Sometimes I wish
I was a monkey
(SO  I  COULD  TRHOW  POOP  AT 
PEOPLE  AND  IT  WOULD  BE  LEGAL.)


Mommy, if my dolly's cold,
can I put her in the toaster
oven?
No honey. That would be
                                    a mistake. 

Mommy?

Yes?

I made a mistake.


 
MYFRIENDS
                            


are the type of
people who will
spend hours trying
to drown a fish.


        but i love them to death. ♥
isnt it funny how day-by-day
nothing changes
but when you look back
♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥
everything's different

SOWE'REALITTLECRAZY
but that's how we roll.
myfriendsarethekindthat
if the house was burning down, they would be
making smores and hitting on the firemen.

YOU'RE SO FAKE YOU MAKE
Barbie
LOOK REAL.
I know you're
probably thinking...
oh no
she didn't!

but i just so totally did.
Whoever  said
anything  was  possible
obviously  never
tried  slamming  a
revolving  door.
Video games
ruined my life.

Good thing I have
two extra lives.

♥ ♥