briebriewms

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I wanna know how many Boys and Girls are on Witty;
If your a girl: Comment.
If your a boy: Comment.
If you wish you could watch a flying giraffe eat a banana; Favorite.

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 {Paramore} Broke Up.
~K i l l  M e  N o w~
 
P.S. I Cried; Alot.
 
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Daughter-Mom

Daughter; Mommy! Mommy, Look!! I got five dollars!


 

Mom;Well where did you get it?


 

Daughter; Tommy said if I showed him how to do cart wheels while he sat in his tree house he would give me five dollars!


 

Mom; He only is doing that to see your under wear.

Don't take any more money from Tommy okay?


 

(Next Day) :)


 

Daughter; Mommy! Mommy, Look!! I got

ten dollars from Tommy!


 

(mom looks disappointed)

Daughter; It's okay mommy I tricked him.

This time I didn't where my underwear :)


 


 

Fav. If you get it

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I absolutley can't wait for January 3rd 2011(:
Pretty Little Liars Season Premiere<3
who else is excited?*

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Favorite if you're a girl...
Comment if you're a guy(:
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*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying*
Brother: What's up?
Sister: My boyfriend dumped me.
Brother: Naaaaw *hugs* why?
Sister: I broke his BlackOps disk ..
Brother: *pushes her away* YOU DID WHAT?!?!? OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
Sister: But....
Brother: OUT

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Girl : Babe Can I see your phone?
Guy: Sure Boo... Here You Go.
*Text Comes Through*

"Baby I Can't Wait To See U Again... Last Night Was So Freaky & Fun."
Girl:  Who The Hell Is This?!
Guy:  *Pulls Out A Twix Bar*
Girl:  Put The Candy Down Right Now!
 

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