me:
does it smell in here or is it just me?
teacher: yeah it's just u!
me: oh... u mean i farted?
teacher: well i guess if ya smell something and ur classmates
don't.
me: ok! i don't smell anything!
teacher: well i do... and it's certainly NOT me!
me: hmmmm... i am not so sure about that one...
teacher: oh shut up and get to work!
me: ok! hey is it ok if i write my essay on it stinking in
here?
teacher: as long as its about u farting!