A FEW
THINGS
girlfriends wished their
boyfriends knew. -
- I want you to hug me from behind, unexpectedly.
- I want you to give me your hoodie when I'm
cold.
- I want you to hold me & keep me warm.
- I want you to cuddle with me and watch movies
together.
- I want you to kiss me in the rain.
- I want you to hold my hands and play with my
fingers.
- I want you to play with my hair.
- I want you to take amazing photos with me.
- I want you to come to my house and meet my
family.
- I want you to lay on my bed with me and just hold
me.
- I want you to let me dress you up and make you look
silly.
- I want you to watch sunrise with me.
- I want you to give me piggy back rides daily.
- I want you to kiss my nose.
- I want you to wipe my tears away.
- I want you to tell me that you miss me already even
if we were together five minutes ago.
- I want you to drop everything and hug me tight.
- I want you to take me on a picnic.
- I want you to snuggle with me in the movie
theaters.
- I want you to squeeze me as hard as you can when you
hug me.
- I want you to smile every single time you see
me.
- I want you to know how much I love you.
- I just want you.
I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in
Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go
back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your
friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a
crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day.
You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but
because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is
your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your
lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left
hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your
grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and
you have at least one song that describes your life. There's
one girl that you dsperately wish you could
look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school,
even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're
scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and
nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind
is...
him♥
How
to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Pretend that you have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Switch the light botton on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!"
14. Try to climb the wall.
15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"
16. Eat your hair
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17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"
19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb"
20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.
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