iloveyouydear

Status: :/
Joined: August 16, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 9
user id: 325282
Location: Brighton, MI
Gender: F
hi im brittani maviglia and im sixteen. i'm a published author and adore this website, i just keep forgetting my user info. anything else just ask :)

iloveyouydear's Favorite Quotes


 



ON THE

BRIGHT SIDE

MY COFFEE

WILL NEVER

GET COLD IN

HELL.









 

 
                                                                                      ©I_Dont_Know

If god is watching us we should at least be entertaining!!
Suicide isn't cowardly!!!!!

Wanna know whats

cowardly.....

Treating someone so bad

that they want to end

their life....

 And they say she's in the class A Team
Even Stuck in her day dream

been this was since 18 but lately
 
Me: Hear that?

Annoying girl: Hear what?

Me: That sound. 

Annoying girl: I don't hear anything....

Me:  Exactly.  That's how much I give a fu-

*huge loud truck roars past*

Me: ......................

Annoying girl: ......................

Me: ........................

Annoying girl: ..................

Me: Let me try that again.....





d o n ' t   c a r e  if he's a fictional character.

I WILL MARRY HIM.


 
 









when i was six, i thought se* is when you kiss someone while your naked. one day when i got out of the shower, i kissed my cat. but i forgot i was naked.
i ran downstairs crying and screamed "MOM I JUST HAD SE* WITH THE CAT"































oh god why.

 



I'm Allergic To Stupidity

So I Break Out In

Sarcasm

Wittians As Moms #2
*kids sleeping*

Us:
 Honey wake up! It's 11:11, you need to make a wish!
Our kids: Mom, I was sleeping

Us: Uh oh, it's 11:12, you missed it!
Our kids:
Us:
Our Kids:
Us:
Our kids:
Us:
 Aren't you gonna, like, flip a table or something?



-my quote. should i keep up the series?
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have left? 
Me: 10. Those are MY chocolate cakes. 
Teacher: Okay. Well what if someone forcibly takes two of the cakes, then how many would you have left?
Me:  10, and a dead body.