OMG SO FUNNY u
have to read the WHOLE thing.. made me laugh soo
hard
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was
astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
letter.
Dear
Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
you and Dad.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm
15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we
will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Love,
Your son, Jonathan
P.
S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the report card that's in my center desk
drawer.
I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come
home.)