kkm3165 on Witty Profiles

On the phone with your mom: Hey mom,
Mom: What are you doing?
Friend yelling in the background: Will You Pass The Weed!?
Me: Shut Up! Your gonna get me killed!
Mom: You get home now!
Me: They were just kidding mom...
Real story...

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SmartBlonde
funny

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...
It's not about the money, money, money
And they don't need our money, money, money
BUT WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE SONG ANYWAYS

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WesternRider
famous

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quote

OMG!

fave this quote,

and...

this quote will be in your faves.

nmf

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msjitterbug98
funny

i'm gonna leave this quote as it is...
..and the majority of you wont even bother to look at it...
or fave it becuase it's ugly.

>>That's just the way society is nowadays<<

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loveydoveydeeds
inspirational

I'm probably the only person who can't rap to super bass.

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Camileisawesome
funny

I think I love you again. I know we broke up, but I'm seriously in love with you more than ever.

Excuse me? I don't think you realize that YOU broke up with ME. YOU cheated on ME. And yet you still have the f**king guts to tell me that you're still in love with me? Yeah. Well guess what? I'm not coming back. And next time I see you, expect a visit from my middle finger.

My friend and her conversation with her ex.
I have so much respect for her.

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softball4lyfe
break up

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quote

I think I love you again. I know we broke up, but I'm seriously in love with you more than ever.

Excuse me? I don't think you realize that YOU broke up with ME. YOU cheated on ME. And yet you still have the f**king guts to tell me that you're still in love with me? Yeah. Well guess what? I'm not coming back. And next time I see you, expect a visit from my middle finger.

My friend and her conversation with her ex.
I have so much respect for her.

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softball4lyfe
break up

FAVE

if...

you would be absolutely NOTHING without your best friend ♥

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loveydoveydeeds
friendship

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