kushandwizdom

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Joined: July 9, 2011
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Quotes by kushandwizdom

Don't you think it's funny that the person you're going to marry is on this earth right now?

Yeah, its weird.
Don't you ever wonder what they are doing?

Nope, I already know. She's texting me (;
AWWWWWWWWWW.

But she fell sleep so now i'm texting you :(
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Hi.

 

Hi.
Uhm..why did you send that twice?

 

Because it would have been rude not to say hello to both of your faces.
....

 


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story

 

My crush doesn't like me back.

 

If someone doesn't like you back...You should just move on ‘cos there are 8billion (and then some) people in this world and chances are one of them will be perfect for you.

 
 

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Forgetting is difficult
Remembering is worse.
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school


Throwing lamps
at people who
need to lighten up.

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*Girl is cold*
Expectations: 

Boy: "Oh, you're cold? Here's my jacket..."

Reality:

Boy: Well, you should've brought a sweater.





nmf.
 

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      Hi, how are you?
Who is this?

  You deleted my number?
Well, you never text me anymore. I assumed you died.
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              I love you!

 

I love me too.

 

 

  Haha, f**k you.

 

I'd f**k me too.
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The only reason your girlfriend; likes  your dick


so much is because,

Her mother always told her to enjoy the little things in life.

 

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i really would like to be a advice giver so; if you ever need a vent and feel like you have nobody, you have me.
Nuckmyfuts.tumblr.com
/ask

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inspirational