9 Deadly Words Used By
A Women
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when the are right
and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
Is she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes are only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about 'nothing'. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of 'nothing').
6) That's Ok
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to
a man. 'That's Ok' means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
'You're welcome'. (I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is
PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'You're welcome'. That will bring on a
'whatever'.
8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F-YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, i got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman
has told a man do to several times, but is doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?'.
For the woman's response refer #3.
Happy New Year!
And for 2011, my wish is
just: Being Happy
So enjoy this last day of the year
2010:
Like it's the last
night on earth♥
Like it's the only chance we get to live♥
Like it's the last dance at the disco♥
Like it's the only song we get to sing♥
Let's give it all away, give it all we got.♥