lifeisallama

Creating a quote and when previewing it,

and actually believeing you have 1497 faves and 53 comments.

Then realizing it hasn't been submitted.

Yep.
Fail.

Constantly refreshing the page after a quote,

just to see if you get the little  1  box at the top
(...and also failing in trying to make the notification box...)

Seeing those 2012 and  1800 contrast quotes..

...and not being able to help yourself from saying the 1800 quote in a posh english accent...

Just me?

Conversation with my sister's boyfriend

Me: You know what James? You aren't that bad. I don't care what my parents say about you, you are a pretty decent guy.

James: Thanks, that's kind of you.

Me: Yeah well, just so you know, if you break my sister's heart, I'll break your jaw....

James: O...kay?

Me: ....with a spoon....

me: So.....witty is saved....
        because,.....i'm on witty right now aren't i????
        oh no,
        what if i hacked witty back????
        what if i was sent to prison????
        what if i accidently did this illegally????
        what if the police are coming for me????
        what if....
        what if....

*sees this*

'Just to dispel the rumors: Witty Profiles is not shutting down tomorrow. We have done a good job removing much of the extreme profanity and we must keep it up. Every time you see an inappropriate quote or comment, click "report". I'll get notified and take care of it. Live long and prosper.'


me:......oh, "Nevermind gran! I don't have to hide in you basement anymore!" *no answer* "Gran??? Gran???!!! GRAN!!!!!!!!!"

Hello peoples!

I want to tell you about my friend who goes by the name 'llamallamaduck', 'cause she's just awesome like that. And she dedicated one of her quotes to me, so I decided to send this little shout out to the world that you should check out some of her stuff, it's amazing and she's a great character!

This one's for you llamallamaduck!

You rule at life!

From your witty friend (in both senses), lifeisallama

Why do people point out the most obvvious things....

like when it was snowing, i've just been in the snow and they come up to me, screaming "IT'S SNOWING!" and I'm just lik "Nawwww! I wouldn't have guessed"
...sorry if i did that to you, I was cranky with about 20 people stating the obvious to me...

That awkward moment when.......

someone types 'noone' and your sitting there thinking about the context, wondering how the heck they spelt 'noon' wrong and wondering how it fits the context when-
oh....they meant 'no-one'....



....just me?

'It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do, hey baby, I think I wanna marry you......'

...well if marrying me was so dumb, then you can forget about it!

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go, no one will know....

...oh, i get it, now I have to keep secrets from those I love, I don't wanna go to this damn chapel....

Oh come on girl.....

...SCREW YOU!