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'DUDE! I'M DESPERATE FOR A PEE D:'
'Go for a pee then!'
'I CAN'T'
'Why?'
'BECAUSE I'M SCARED,COME WITH ME.'
'Oh god.'

This ever happened to anyone else? Fave if it has.

Roses are red,
Violets are unicorns,
This doesn't make sense,
Refrigerator.

                 The awkward moment
when Voldemort calls someone
two faced..

The absolute stunners you see on Jeremy Kyle. 

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I LOVE WITTY BECAUSE...

It's the only place no one gives a fxck about
what you look like,where you come from,
whether you have designer clothes,
or whether your popular or not.

It has amazing quotes, fonts,
font colours, and some funny
jokes that crack me up.

Its full of amazing people,and
were all like one big family.

There's loads of different quotes to
choose from,not ony afew,and
different categories too.

It's alot better than facebook.

Lots of the quotes are inspiring,
or funny, true,sarcastic etc etc.

Lots of girls post there feelings on 
here,or there troubles,and were
all always here to help.

Witty? I LOVE YOU.
-Fave if you agree-

-Legally Blonde-


*in the hairdressers*
Elle Woods: ''OH. I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up. So you bend....AND SNAP.''

Anyone else remember the 'Bend and Snap'? ;)

Teacher: ''Whoever answers my
next question can go home.''
*Boy throws bag out of window.*
Teacher: ''Who threw that?!''
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

I love how, in scary movies,
the person yells out, ''Hello?'',
asif the bad guys gonna be like,
''Yeah hi, i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?''