liz811

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Joined: January 14, 2014
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user id: 377617
Gender: F

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I WILL GO FULL UP

UNICORN ON YOU

DON'T PROVOKE ME
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk
and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Seeing a stranger
and getting butterflies when they smile at you...


 
Most of the time... when your'e crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when your'e worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when your'e happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...