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Today I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for putting all of the Bibles in the fiction section.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Today I accidently deep throated a fork. Fml

There is a perfect guy for every girl...
But what if the guy dies before he meets the girl?
&& Don't you        hate it when you   are in a crowded   room in an awkward                silence and you     are still talking  
&& today HE looked at ME
Happy llama, sad llama, mentally confused llama,super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Dead llama, twitch twitch. OSAMA BINLLAMA
 This is my all time fav story: (sorry it's not pretty)
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
 
She writes:
 
Dear Grand-daughter,
 

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
 
and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
 

I was feeling particularly sassy that day
 
because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
 
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
 
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
 
Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.
 
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
 
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is,

and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
 
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus
 
because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
 
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
 
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
 
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
 
' For the love of God! '
 
' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
 
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
 
Everyone started honking!
 

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
 
at all those loving people.
 
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
 
There must have been a man from Florida back there
 
because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
 
I saw another guy waving in a funny way
 
with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
 
I asked my young teenage grandson
 
in the back seat what that meant.
 
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
 
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii ,
 

so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
 
My grandson burst out laughing.
 
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
 
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
 

that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
 
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
 
but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
 

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters
 
grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
 
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
 
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad
 
that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
 
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
 

the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
 

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
 

Will write again soon,
 
Love, Grandma

 ----------------------------------------------------loveyou

Do you love me because I am beautiful?
Or am I beautiful because you love me?

Me: "Ughhhh, I'm so full!!!"

Mom: "WHO WANTS DESSERT?"

Me: "I doooooooooooooooooooo!!!"