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This is my all time fav story: (sorry it's not pretty) She

 This is my all time fav story: (sorry it's not pretty)
She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
 
She writes:
 
Dear Grand-daughter,
 

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store
 
and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
 

I was feeling particularly sassy that day
 
because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
 
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
 
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
 
Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.
 
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
 
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is,

and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
 
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus
 
because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
 
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
 
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
 
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
 
' For the love of God! '
 
' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
 
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
 
Everyone started honking!
 

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling
 
at all those loving people.
 
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
 
There must have been a man from Florida back there
 
because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
 
I saw another guy waving in a funny way
 
with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
 
I asked my young teenage grandson
 
in the back seat what that meant.
 
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
 
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii ,
 

so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
 
My grandson burst out laughing.
 
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
 
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment
 

that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
 
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
 
but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
 

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters
 
grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
 
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
 
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad
 
that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
 
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all
 

the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
 

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
 

Will write again soon,
 
Love, Grandma

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posted December 9, 2010 at 10:54am UTC tagged with funny

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