pricetag911

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Quotes by pricetag911

It's Valentines Day, and I'm doing nothing
Just hanging out with American
Horror Story:Asylum boxset
I can feel insanity looming
When people give me that
Worried look because
I tell them I love
Tate Langdon
I remind them I'm
Not a phsychopath.
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in fields
Of Gold



dont look at me
i'm not fit you see
i'm not a clone
they think i should be left alone
you might think i'm a fool
                         but i'm ahead of you all
so just wait, for the final curtain call
 
ooooooooooooo
 
i swear 
the next time someone says  "get over it"
 to something i feel strongly about

Mhm. i will personally point the paranormal activity demon your direction.


ooooooooooooo
not my format.
Looking at my new man, wish it was you?
But you're dead now
Sign of the cross on ya chest and ya head now
Guilty is what you pled now

this rap reminded me of the nicki i loved, hopefully she's back.

like if you are a fan of nicki.

 Superbad : Fake ID Part2.


Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future ped*phile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!

Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?

Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?

Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, as*-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fu**ing strategy, all right?

Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?

Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!

Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FU**ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F**K!


- i own none of the material


   Superbad : Fake ID Part1.


Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!

Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?

Fogell: Yeah.

Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

Seth: And you landed on McLovin...

Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.

Seth: Why the FU*K would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fu**ing book for once.

Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?

Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fu**ing name!

Fogell: F**k you.

Just legendary. 
look at my next quote for the next part.
i own none of this.

 


wanna be cool?

 get  fake  arrested 
like McLovin
THAT SHOULD WORK!