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hey guyss it looks like you have stumbled apon my witty(:im Eva.I'm 14 years young i blow out the candles on May 19th(;andd my life as a teen is pretty normal.well except for all of my crazy friends in it!They are always there for me.and i love them for that.They always listen to me and i can count on them(:we have had sooo many great times.i love them sooo muchh,they pretty much make my life a million times better(; my current witty bestfriends are ourlastsummer,sparklesxo,and niaaaxoxo<333(:andd i also listen to music pretty much 24/7(: i do ballet and i absolutely love it and,i hate it when people say its not a sport because it is!it is a proven study that it takes more athletic skills and ability than football! sooo ha(:yeeahh welll thats pretty much itt.alrightt thanks for stopping byy(; follow for a follow(: follow me on instagram@evaa_kobylarr

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that awkward moment when
you go to a friends house and they get yelled at;
so your just awkwardly sitting there, petting their dog.



that awkward moment when
you wave to someone,but they dont wave back.


that awkward moment when
youre actually telling the truth,but you laugh
during it, and everybody thinks youre lying.


that awkward moment when
your mad at someone,
and then they make you laugh.
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does living in a bikini bottom,
and being absorbant
spongebob a tampon?
yes,yes it does.


i want to suck you,

lick you, wanna move my tongue

all over you

wanna feel you in my mouth.

Yep, thats how you eat

ice cream(;
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when you were the line leader in elementary school:

tonight, you are all my biitches.

king of the classs.
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dear highschool boys,
im sorry to say that your diick
is not pinocchio's nose.
it will not grow bigger evertime you
lie about it's size.

sincerly, reality

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that awkward moment

when you gently throw

your phone onto your

bed and it decides
to bounce off 3

walls,knock over a lamp,

and, you know;
kill a cat



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