sprengelingle

Dear spray tanned girls,
We're now hiring!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Friend: How many times are you gonna let him keep playing this game with you?

Girl: As many times as it takes until he stops playing it.

The awkward moment
when you fall in love with
your best friend<3

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Dear,
eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 & birthday candles,
Do your job.

Excuse me,
i'm sorry,
i'm really such a lady(:

                                                   I don't know what to do.
                                                         I'm stuck
                                          between what i had and what i've got.

You're my favorite boy to hate
                    &
My favorite mistake to make.

I'd be lying saying i ain't afraid.
But fear of leaving ain't no reason to stay.

                                   

Dear 6,
           Please stop spreading rumors about me eating nine.
           You shouldn't be talking.
           I hear you guys do nasty things.
                                 Sincerely 7.