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&A mother passing by her
daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely
made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she
opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real
passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings,
tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many
more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed
can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom,
I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk
center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come
home.
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