Today Today, my friend and I changed our contact info in our other friend's phone. I don't know which was funnier: the look on my friend's face when Jesus texted him calling him an asshole, or the look on his face when God texted him after that to apologize for his son's rude comments. MLIA(:
" aim for the moon, even if you miss you will l a n d a m o u n g t h e s t a r s unless you are a rocket scientist, in which case you will r u i n y o u rc a r e e r "
Today, I was grocery shopping with my little brother when he asked me "Can we get Hannah Montana paper plates?". Before I could protest he continued "I want to be able to stab her in the eyes with a fork every time I eat". I taught him well. MLIA.
