chaosismagic*

Status: Hello~
Joined: April 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 295204
Location: Under your bed, eating food I stole from your fridge~!
Gender: F
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Hello, Ya'll can call me Zoey because that is my name. I'm just a random girl British girl that lives in Britain. It rains a lot, which is ok because I like rain. I also like Scandinavia...beacuse I was born there (Finland to be exact :D). I really like making new friends, so I'm pretty easy to chat with if you wanna chat (BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER). I get older on May 20th. I get bored a lot. I like wolves a lot :3. I use ':3' a lot too. I love Adventure Time, The Interwebz, MLP:FiM, Food, Video games (especially Portal 1 and 2), Christian Novelli (That guy up there that not many people know. YOU SHOULD KNOW HIM. Check him out, he's awesome!), and a whole lot of other shizzle that isn't really important. If you wanna know more just ask me! I know a lot of weird people. (Yes I'm talking about you Allyson. You know who you are.)

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chaosismagic*'s Favorite Quotes



get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting





have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

 



My future husband could have a girlfriend right now.
I am so mad at him.






Me: *sees girl with The Beatles T shirt on*
Me: Oh, you like The Beatles?
Her: Ew no, I hate bugs.









i like to party.
and by party, i mean take naps.

 



lana del rey
lana ctrl rey
lana alt rey

 

As a young child during church
I would have little contests in my head among the other people in the church. Like who was the best looking in each pew, who had the best/worse makeup, and who had the coolest design on their shirt.
And then I'd make set up scenarios in my head. Like I'd imagine a bunch of criminals bursting into church and me having to save all the people, and then I would become a saint.
When all else failed, I'd count the number of tiles on the ceiling.



     Me : tries to do homewrok
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That's So Raven was literally the best children's show ever. It talked about weight, social class, racial barriers, and everything that kid's shows now are trying to avoid. I miss those shows that literally had no f.cks given, they would say what they needed to say and they wouldn't sugar coat it (maybe a little because it was a children's show but you know what I mean). We need more shows like that nowadays.

Guys are complicated
Girls are complicated
People are complicated
Life is complicated
Love is complicated
School is complicated
But food
Food is not complicated at all