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Adults always say

"You can do whatever you want! The Sky is the Limit"

But when I was a kid, I wanted to be an Astronaut..

Thanks for ruining my dreams! ..:P
JK

You know you have a best friend when...

they find out everything about you...

XPand are still your friend XP

You are the the:

I could go on forever...
but I'm too tired. GOODNIGHT :)

i don't like the ending.. ;p

-20 minutes left in class, the teacher is making you do word searches because she doesn't have anything planned for the day-
                                    
*you walk up to the teacher at her desk*
                                                     
you: may I go to the bathroom
                                                          
teacher: can you wait til class is over?
    
(rlly?)
 

The morning when you wake up 
 but try to go back to sleep 
because you were having a good dream.

Fave if this ever happened to you ;)

I love the way you laugh,
I love the way you smile,
I love the way you look at me.

but the one thing I hate,
is that we will never be together. "/



This isn't just a white space.

I'm pretty,
but I'm also the weirdest girl you will ever meet.

maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend...:p

*phone rings*
  

you: Hello?
prank caller: Is your refrigerator running?
you: No, it's broken.
prank caller:.......

;p
                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

My name is Phillis and I am a drug addict.

PHILLIS GET OFF THE DINNER TABLE!!