Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes Question: If a blonde and a brunette
Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who
would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut
into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig
under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I
won her in a raffle!"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new
blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat
and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was
wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their car with a coat hanger.
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second
Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the
top is down!
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across
a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was
4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking
that question all day, and each time I get a different
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was
quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A
little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field
rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that
give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out
there and give you what's coming to you!"
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink,
and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the
blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The
"I can't take this, you're my friend." But
the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5
O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she
decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a
flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and
walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit
of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked
like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my
i rly dont think blondes
are dumb so plz dont get mad at me i foun it on a website n thought
it wuz funny soo plzz dont get mad at