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foreverjocker22

posted December 12, 2010 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny

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Favorite if: -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up. -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other. -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in. -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. -you use the "sup" head nod. -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared. -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss. You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=
Someone asked, WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH? ♥ but before i could reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, DON'T EVEN GET HER STARTED. ♥ -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
Only ninjas can read this quote. Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja. To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE