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Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow? Me: What? i don't

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? i don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow
Me: Why? the train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all of your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but i still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Taylor, i'm serious. Quit it.
Me: Mom i'm scared.
Mom: Oh honey! why?
Me: ...What if they put me in Hufflepuff?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
No mom, I go to Hogwarts. 

27 Comments

egirl1484 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHHAA nope...i dont get it
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theinvisibleninja5 1 decade ago
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TUMBLR.......
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EmptyGlassxx 1 decade ago
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HUFFLEPUFF IS MY FAVORITE HOUSE!
Don't be hating on the Puffs'.
Besides, everyone knows that Hufflepuff is the party house.
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Dajeti 1 decade ago
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I LOVE THIS. :D
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live_fearlessx7 1 decade ago
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hahahaha be my best friend
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XxPurpleHazexX 1 decade ago
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LLLOOOOOLLLLLL
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CarlyWitty 1 decade ago
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Harry potter ftw <3
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pandaloversftw 1 decade ago
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MY BIRTHDAY IS SEPTEMBER 1st

and yea i wouldn't want to be put in hufflepuff either considering that all the important ones die at the end
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iloveyousomuchxoxo 1 decade ago
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hahaha love it!
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itslovex808 1 decade ago
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hahahhahahaha
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neverregret 1 decade ago
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i love whoever made this quote ahaha
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umakemehappi 1 decade ago
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lmFaAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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heyitsjulia 1 decade ago
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i lovee this:P
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basketballcheer 1 decade ago
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funny thingg!'
my names taylor. birthday is september 1st an im pretty sure we go back to school the day of or before my birthday!
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mhsoccer1224 1 decade ago
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this made me laugh soo hard!!!
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JustJason 1 decade ago
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GPOY.
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kenna18 1 decade ago
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L. M. F. A. O. :)
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ILikeFrogs 1 decade ago
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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Sonny84 1 decade ago
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LOL rotflol!!!!!!!!
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nevershoutaerial 1 decade ago
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did you already start school, or did you totally make this up? if you have already started, i'm so sorry for you!
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posted July 25, 2011 at 3:20pm UTC tagged with funny

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