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I've always wanted a parrot and teach it "HELP! I'm parrot!"
I've always wanted a parrot and teach it "HELP! I'm parrot!" & just watch how humans get freaked out.
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posted July 14, 2012 at 5:18pm UTC tagged with
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ME: Hey, I'm in love with you. GUY: ME: GUY: ME: Just kidding, I'm in love with 4 Brits & a leprachun.
*Birthday* Other people: Have 37473 wall posts saying"Happy Bday",Have the best bday party, Inviting there friends, Having the best birthday cake, having fun. Me: Having 3 wall posts, no bday party, 2 presents, having a cupcake as my own cake, & talking to myself. -_- This is the best birthday I ever had.
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