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THE FLU Really? I was suppose to get asked out by a cute Senior
THE
FLU
Really?
I was suppose to get asked out by
a cute Senior Monday.
Its
Tuesday...
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posted December 18, 2012 at 3:09pm UTC tagged with funny
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