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Raisin cookies that look like CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES are the

Raisin cookies that look like CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES are the main reason I have trust issues!!!

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spresley99 9 years ago

KIMMMY

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Kim_Possible 9 years ago

SARA!!!!!!!

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posted October 31, 2014 at 11:38am UTC tagged with funny, story, quote

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