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That weird reaction, when you get to know you just slept on your

That weird reaction,

when you get to know you just slept on your

keyboard and sent some random alphabets to

your friend, and they reply something

weirder...

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Iceyy

posted April 29, 2015 at 10:18am UTC tagged with funny, cute, story, life, quote

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