Best Guise Quotes This Month

Turn the world off, turn the music on. 

 
II
 
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive 
2:00 
 
 -1:59

Format credit; wittyxxgirlxx

I just realized that we don't even know what
 dinosaurs sound like.


They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.


Ways to start arguments: gay marriage and politics
OH MY LORD GUISE
...

GUISE.

I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's

Gee, hope I'm qaulified.


y'all be favin' my quotes and sh.t but I ain't
seen nobody be clickin' that follow button


hwat



Everyone's complaining about how the top quotes now
get like 100 faves and I'm sitting here like
"Yes, yes, two faves, my time has come."
So my crush just literally asked me out..
He's dating my best friend and he said that he feels like there is something wrong with their relationship and that she won't try to fix it etc. so he told me that when he's lost, sad, annoyed, happy, dfwjefoij he finds me there for him, helping him instead of her. He told me we should make some "us" time.. but I don't really know I can't date my best friend's ex and my other best friend's brother, also his sister( my best friend) told me that I was a b//tch and a s//ut yesterday because I was almost hugging him BUT I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT and his girlfriend won't show that she's mad at me because she's so nice but idk what to do I'm so confused and I have no one else but you guys.
I NEED YOUR HALP PLZ
“When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
~Anuj Somany
 

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