Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw
itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress,
commonly known as a “tantrum.”
I am an adolescent elephant.
I am an adolescent elephant.
Hating people takes too much energy...
so i just pretend they're dead.
♥♥♥
I'm so excited for Valentines day.
All the chocolate is going to be on sale omg.
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My skills include...
- falling in love with people i can't
have..
- crying.
OKAY
SO:
Imagine if your future kid wanted to have a play date with one of his new friends, but his friends parents wanted to meet you first. And when they came over, the parents get out of the car, and one of them is a member of your favorite band... What would you do?
Imagine if your future kid wanted to have a play date with one of his new friends, but his friends parents wanted to meet you first. And when they came over, the parents get out of the car, and one of them is a member of your favorite band... What would you do?
1rd.
2th. 3st.
This
quote makes me feel uncomfortable..
Sure, you
can have other friends...
you
just have to love me more...
Appearently
Jokingly
speading your legs when the dentist says "open wide" is
frowned upon in society.
Don't
forget the 4 H's of puberty,
kids!
HUGRY
H0RNY
HIDEOUS
HORRIBLY
DEPRESSED
