Call_Me_Invisible

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Joined: February 24, 2012
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Hi, I'm a typical teenager. I love food, tv, music, my friends, and sleep. I'm here to help whoever needs help. Anyone can talk to me, I swear I won't ever judge you. If you need help just ask me for my email, I love all of you. Never forget that you are beautiful. <3

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Would a lion cheat on his wife?
                                      No, but a Tiger Wood.


 
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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you're at a funeral.




 

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Me: Damn this shower is cold. *turns heat up a teensy bit*
Shower:
Me: ...*turns shower heat up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter bit more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA! FEEL MY LAVA WRATH!
Me: jasnkahsjd!
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Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.

 

I hate it when I gently toss my phone on my bed
                  And it decides to ricochet off       three    walls,  knock        over my  lamp  and     hit the cat.


 
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One Direction things#92

Zayn: We were walking in the park, and I said 'look there's a dead bird.'
Harry then looked to the sky and said 'WHERE?!

Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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Free Samples:
5% thinking about buying the product.

95% FREE FOOD!!!!!

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Today 30 people
from my school
were suspended.
Why??
Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
for Cancer.
Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.
 

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