Goose

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Joined: June 18, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 383289
Gender: F
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Quotes by Goose

Fun things to do when you're bored #1

Answer every question you are asked or that you can come up with with "Satan" 

Example:
Me: "Hey, mom, I'm going over to a friend's house."
Mom: "Okay, who?"
Me: "Satan."

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I do not lose things. I temporarily misplace them. 
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I feel like a cracker in a sea of graham cracker crumbs





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Wallpaper should wear more hats.


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Holy crap my stomach just made a noise that sounded like a whining puppy. O.O
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Does anyone else get weirded out when guys have to wear those hair net thingys on their beards???
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Me: *walks into classroom*

HOLY SHÍT ITS SO COLOURFUL!!!!

*runs screaming out of classroom*




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Some fùcking random person just tried to sell me birth control pills. I mean, what? I'm not even 14 and like 5'3. Do I look like I need birth control pills?!
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Look alive, Sunshine. 109 in the sky but the pigs won't quit! You're here with me, Dr. Death Defy. I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter, pumpin' out these automatic sounds to keep you 'live. A system failure for the masses, antimatter for the master plan. Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny. This one's for all you rock 'n rollers, all you crash queens and motor babies. Listen up! The future is bulletproof! The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Killjoys make some noise!
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Geez, Witty. I can hear the crickets


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