MLM4

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BOOK HANGOVER; adjective
the inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.



 
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Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*

True story
 
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relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no.

typical conversation at any holiday since i was 5.

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janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.
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I wish i was one of those girls who's beautful and doesn't realize it

but i'm just one of those girls who's ugly and totally aware of it.







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"Was it a car or a cat I saw?"

Is the same thing spelled backwards 



 


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An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."


 
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My life is like a romantic comedy
except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
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"You apologize too much."
Sorry.
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